Friday, December 12, 2008

Finally, some vodka

Ever since our no more vodka incident, I have been obsessing over our lack of vodka.  I know the simple solution is to go to the store and buy more but that isn't so easy.  You see, I'm kind of picky.  Mr. Monkeygirl and I went to the local grocer and stood in front of the vodka display and couldn't decide on what we wanted.  We ended up leaving without a bottle.

After having a bad a bad day earlier this week and complaining about it via text, my BFF replied, "I hope your not out of vodka."  D*mn, now she hit a nerve because we are still out of vodka.  "Cr@p!  Yet another reason to sit in the corner and cry!" was the only response I could come up with!

Tonight, we attended Mr. M's Holiday party and I sent him up to the bar for a drink.  I asked for Vodka and Cranberry and I told him "If they are out of vodka, we are leaving immediately!"  Fortunately for me they had a good supply of vodka tonight but I ran into a new problem, they ran out of cranberry juice.  I love Bloody Mary's but I had a difficult time switching from sweet to spicy.  Good thing it was time to go home!


NV said...

Have you ever seen the movie Friday? There's a part where Smokey is going off on his friend Craig (the main character) about how at his house there is always something lacking.

Craig Jones: We ain't got no sugar.
Smokey: No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.

MonkeyGirl said...

NV - teehee ;-) that seems to be the story of my life!

Ann said...

You are *still* out of vodka?!!! This cannot be. I ache a thousand aches for you. This is just wrong.

Kettle One? Grey Goose? Heck at this point, you need to just grab an emergency bottle of Philips!

MonkeyGirl said...

Ann - I am an Absolut girl personally but any port in a storm. Mr. M came home with an "inferior" bottle of Schmirnoff but at least it's vodka!