Monday, October 20, 2008

Follow Up Report

The owner of This D*mn House was returned safely and soundly to her home shortly after 10:30 Saturday evening.  When interviewed just prior to returning, NV reported that she was well cared for by her captors, reporting that they made sure she kept hydrated and was well fed during her brief absence.

No charges have been pressed against her captors at this time and according to our inside sources, it is unlikely that charges will be filed.


NV said...

If there were to be any charges it would be for being an amusing, accomodating, attentive, and most excellent friend. (exercising superlatives to the max.)

MonkeyGirl said...

NV - Most stellar response!