Gimme, it's mine! I was playing with it first! I'm telling!
Mr. Monkeygirl stole my video game and won't give it back. I am allowed to watch him play, but I am not allowed to say anything unless he specifically asks for help. That is soooo unfair! I was playing it first!
It's Skaterboy's fault that I bought Lego Batman for the Mr.'s game system. He told me that the Wii version was really hard to play. I had to pay attention to his advice, after all, he is the kid in the house, right?!
It's Mr. Monkeygirl's fault that I have to use his office. I don't have a TV (or a video game system) in my office yet so I can't play in there. I can't monopolize the TV in the family room for hours on end. Mr. M would never let me play video games when the race is on. So I have no choice but to take over his man space.
It's my brother's fault for getting me hooked on Lego games in the first place. He made me play Lego StarWars with his kid. I had no idea what I was doing and I had to star somewhere in the middle of the game. But it was still fun!
I'm gonna go pout now in the corner since I can't get my way. No fair!