A message....

... to the person who wants to remain nameless.  I am keeping my promise not to write about you.  The fear of retribution is too great - you know too many embarrassing stories about me that you would be more than willing to share with the world.

I will also promise to continue to talk to you on a regular basis and won't simply tell you to read my blog. If those words ever come out of my mouth, you have my permission to throw a shoe or something heavy in my general direction.  I know you are looking forward to more posts but I have to admit that I am just too tired tonight to post all of the blogs that are floating around in my head.  These ideas are really cool and I think you would enjoy them but they require some effort to find images that I know I have but can't put my hands on right now.

But you really have to work with me.  You have to stop inadvertently sending me messages that just beg to be blogged about.  You really need to stop giving me suggestions for things that I should include in my blog.  Bugging me about the fact that I haven't posted anything in a couple of days and asking when am I going to post something new is like adding fuel to the fire. You are really making it tough to keep my promise.

I have officially kept up my end of the promise in this post.  Technically, I haven't written anything about you (that is identifiable) so I should be safe.  Or at least I can only hope!  

Love you!